The Jelly To My Toast

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tags: #teen wolf spoilers

deucalion:

_{“So your uh…your sister.”}

tags: #teen wolf spoilers #NO

“She’s not dead”

Exactly one week ago from this moment Ashley and I were together and in the concert venue waiting for Theo to go on

Why does time go on

steammmpunk:

…Cora-

It’s going to be okay, big guy. I promise.

Derek needs some hug y/y (◡‿◡✿)

Darren Criss and Kristen Wiig at Imogene screening at UGC Ciné cité Les Halles, Paris.

No but think about a Teen Wolf/Power Rangers crossover

Derek would be Tommy/the White Ranger

Scott would be Jason/the Red Ranger

Stiles would be Billy/the Blue Ranger

Lydia would be Trini/the Yellow Ranger

Isaac could be Zack/the Black Ranger

And I’d say Erica could be Kimberly/the Pink Ranger if she was stiLL ALIVE so I guess Allison and Boyd can fight for the Pink Ranger

But yeah seriously this shit WRITES ITSELF

tylerfucklin:

can we appreciate when Scott detoured to get the children (and didn’t tell Derek so he wouldn’t know that Boyd, who he was responsible for, nearly killed two kids) and he told Derek about it, instead of getting angry Derek just kind of said ‘that wasn’t part of the plan’ but you could sense his frustration because his voice kind of cracked during it. he still managed to not flip out and yell at Scott and make Scott get defensive and yell back.

PROGRESS.

halesparkles:

i just noticed Derek’s balcony and i really hope one day Derek and Stiles are out there just enjoying a moment of peace and it’s late, the sun is sinking, and Derek turns to look at Stiles and the sun’s totally lighting up his face, making his eyes blaze, and it takes Derek’s breath away and he breathes out i love you without even thinking about it, and then they kiss till the stars come up.

indecentdrawer:

aggybird:

swingsetindecember:

i want derek hale to have like the cutest tattoo ever. like on his hip. and it’s a secret. and it shows how much of a marshmallow he is 

The form asks Do you have any distinguishing marks? and Derek chews the pen cap and thinks about it for a second and writes: Yes. Two tattoos. 

He figures that will be it.

——

“You know you sign your name under a little box that says the information you have provided is truthful to the best of your knowledge,” Stiles says, flopping down next to Derek and tossing a sheaf of papers into his lap.

“What?” Derek asks. Dog the Bounty Hunter has just apprehended someone on TV and Derek is still getting used to surround sound. It continues to freak out his hearing.

“Your application,” Stiles says.

“I’m not actually a felon,” Derek says. “It asks if you were ever convicted. I wasn’t.”

“Not that part,” Stiles says. “The thing about your tattoos.”

“What about them?”

“Them? Them? What do you mean them?”

Derek sighs. “I have two tattoos. Which one?”

Stiles sputters. “You do not have two tattoos. You have the mystical werewolf back tattoo and that’s it.”

Derek raises an eyebrow. “You’d be the expert on my body then?”

Stiles’ face flushes dully. “Obviously not. But I have seen you half-naked and dying often enough to be pretty certain.”

“There you go,” Derek replies, turning back to the TV.

“What does that mean?” Stiles demands.

“It means you’ve only seen me half-naked. The tattoo is on the other half.”

Stiles’ eyes take on a glazed expression. “Which part of the other half? Are we talking embarrassing butt tattoo? Left cheek? Right cheek—? No, it’s not the right cheek, that harpy shredded your pants last fall.”

Derek lets out a low grumble. He still doesn’t like talking about that.

“Stiles, leave it alone.”

“I am insulted. You have known me long enough to know that I am constitutionally incapable of following that directive. I am wounded, wounded to my very—”

“It’s on my left hip,” Derek snarls. “Now drop it.”

“Oh, I’ll drop it, buddy,” Stiles mutters, subsiding. “I’ll drop it like it’s hot.”

Derek has no idea what that means, but he figures it’s nothing good.

——

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"I also like saying the word “shit,” but I just like saying a lot of stuff. *to a fan* Did you say, “Say it in French?” But “merde”—but that’s a good thing. “Merde’s” a good thing, cause in theatre it’s like, “break a leg,” which is nice.

It’s weird, in English we say “break a leg,” which makes no sense, literally, because you’re like, why would you want me to break a leg? In Italian, it’s “in bocca al lupo,” which means in the mouth of the wolf. Why, why do you wanna be eaten by a wolf? And in France its like, poop! Theatre people are weird. Any theatre people here tonight?… We’re fucking crazy."

— Darren Criss discussing “break a leg,” and “in bocca al lupo” vs “merde” at his concert in Paris. [source] (via klainest)

_{Interviewer : Uhm…Chris.}

_{(…………….)}

_{Interviewer : Shut up. [laughs]}

Conversations my parents have…

“I was 10, how old were you?”

“19.”

“What would you have thought if you had seen me?”

“Well, I wouldn’t have been interested since I’m not a pervert.”

tags: #me with my early stuff #oh man the shit from like 10 years ago? #oh god

son-of-prongs:

re-reading your own writing

You know what we need?

Glee/Power Rangers crossover

Or no no even better, Teen Wolf/Power Rangers crossover

Just all the Power Rangers crossovers. ALL OF THEM.