There Will Be Blangst

I will never ever get over the fact that the first time we saw Blaine he was holding a fucking pocket watch. 

“‘Glee’ is always 10 times better when Darren Criss shows up and starts bebopping all over the place.”

When Blaine returns if they don’t reference the eye surgery I’m gonna be pissed

I want it to at least be like Kurt, or someone, saying something like “I’m so glad you’re ok.” And not to mention the fact Blaine took the slushie for Kurt. They should reference that. 

But since it’s glee we’ll probably just get ‘Hay Blaine where u been?’ ‘In the bathroom lol’ 

So I have the slushie scene on repeat. And not just for my sick pleasure this time ok maybe for my sick pleasure. 

I’m trying to figure out what’s being said as the slushie’s being thrown, because ND is saying stuff. 

Like as the slushie hits Blaine and as he’s falling to the ground you hear people, mostly females I think, yelling “Oh!” multiple “Oh no!”s and I think one other phrase I can’t make out. 

Then Blaine starts screaming and you hear what I think is Brittany yelling “Oh my Gosh!” And after Blaine screams a few times you here someone, I think Mike, go “What’s wrong??” That part is really hard to hear and now when I futz around on Audacity you can totally hear everything but Mike. I wish I was better with computers.

But anyway. Yeah. 

It was his first day back since the slushie debacle. Blaine keeps his head down, one good eye glued to the floor. He’d already missed so much school and knew he needed to come back…

But it was just this stupid eyepatch.

His eye was still healing and he was told to keep it covered for probably a week more. He looked ridiculous. He felt ridiculous. He could feel the eyes over everyone on him, even if he couldn’t see them. People purposely bumped into him on the right, knowing he couldn’t see them. He could hear them loudly whispering and conversing about him, about what had happened. He heard the term ‘ass pirate’ more than he had in his whole life.

Basically, Blaine was having a horrible day.

And it was only half an hour in.

He hadn’t seen Kurt yet, or anyone from Glee for that matter. He would be lying if he said it was disappointing. They knew he had the patch on, you’d think they would come to meet him at his locker. Kurt knew how unhappy he was.

Blaine stumbled slightly on his own footing as he felt his phone vibrate in his pocket. On the screen a text from Rachel read ‘Come to the choir room, ASAP!’ He wondered if he had missed the memo for an early morning practice or something, it would explain why no one had come to meet him.

With a tired sigh he made his way down the hall, trying to contain his discomfort and annoyance as more and more jocks ‘accidentally’ bumped him from the right. When he finally made it to the choir room he let out a deep sigh. Not 45 minutes in and I’m exhausted, he thought. Today sucks. I hate today. Shaking his head he turned the knob on the door and stepped inside. Glancing up from the floor he stopped dead in his tracks.

There, in a semi-circle in the center of the room stood all his friends.

And they all were wearing eyepatches.

“Surprise!” They all chorused, a few pointing excitedly to a hand-made (messy) banner hanging on the back wall that read Welcome Back, Blaine.

Blaine had no words, he simply let out a single breath, a silent laugh. “Wha-?”

“We knew you weren’t happy about wearing the patch, so Kurt set this up!” Rachel said excitedly, pushing Kurt forward a bit.

“You’re all-” Still words failed him so Blaine just pointed to his own eyepatch. They all nodded enthusiastically.

“We’re gonna wear them at school as long as you have to!” Brittany grinned brightly.

Blaine let out another single laugh, completely at a loss for words. “You guys,” He said after a moment, “You don’t have-”

“Stuff it, helmet hair. We want to.” Santana cut him off, a fond smile on her lips.

Blaine glanced at each and every one of them, tears welling up in his eyes (eye). His gaze finally fell on Kurt, who was staring at him with a look of adoration. “Well, Blaine? What do you think?”

All the annoyance from before was forgotten. All the aggravation that his friends hadn’t come to find him, that everyone was staring at him, it was gone. All he could see was his friends looking ridiculous as he felt, and a wet laugh escaped him. “I love you guys.” He laughed, quickly wiping the tears from his good eye.

A chorus of ‘Awww!’s echoed through the room and everyone, led by Kurt, enveloped Blaine in a big group hug.

Maybe today didn’t suck so bad after all.

Whenever Blaine crosses his arms he always looks like he’s trying to hug himself.

Maybe because every time he crosses his arms he’s unhappy/uncomfortable/upset, but it’s still kind of a heartbreaking sight. He just tries to shrink in on himself. 

Prom Queen, when Kurt brings up Sadie Hawkins in front of Finn and Burt:

The First Time, when Artie creepily brings up sex:

Michael, after Puck calls him a traitor: 

Michael, right before the face off with the Warblers

And I’m sure there’s a few others. But just ugh, look at him. Poor thing has been through so fucking much. First Sadie Hawkins and then this, something probably achingly similar experience wise for him. 

He just needs a hug ugh 

Glee Fic: Consequences

Consequences

Puck isn’t sure how he feels about his brother’s new boyfriend. Sure, Kurt was really in love with Blaine, and Blaine seemed to feel the same way, but what kind of brother would Puck be if he didn’t make sure Blaine knew Kurt’s heart wouldn’t get broken without consequences? Unfortunately, his intimidating act doesn’t go as planned. 

Contains Pummel Brothers, Puck trying to be tough, and a more-oblivious-and-puppylike-than-canon!Blaine! This fic is not meant to be taken seriously, it’s just a short, fun, little fic with a teeny tiny bit of angst thrown in because it’s my secret ingredient for everything.

For Lee who wanted Pummel Bros :) I hope you like it!

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Glee/White Collar Crossover Fic: Just Hate Me

Just Hate Me

Please note: This isn’t set in the same universe as those other WC/Glee drabbles I wrote. It’s set in the same universe as this delicious fic. theplaylistismagic wrote that fantastic fic and this is set a few years after it, during the upcoming episode ‘Michael’. 

Enjoy!

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Glee/White Collar Crossover Fic: He’s My Brother Part 2

He’s My Brother Part 2

Part 1 

Because Bomer!Brother is my new crack ok. This one is shorter and not as good because I wrote it fast but it’s all that’s in my head. Ok now I really need to leave.

Enjoy!

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Glee/White Collar Crossover Fic: He’s My Brother

He’s My Brother:New Directions is in New York for Nationals when Blaine runs into someone he’d thought he’d never see again.

This is in response to the new spoiler because I can’t contain my feels. It’s not very good but ugh I needed to write something before I exploded. Also I wrote it really fast so tell me if there’s a big mistake or a something doesn’t make sense.

Enjoy!

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So does a fic or gifset or something exist where Sherlock is Blaine’s father?

Because I need it. For science.

HEADCANON: Blaine was the only one to introduce himself to Brad. He was polite, asked for permission to use the piano, and discussed music in depth with him. Blaine is the only one Brad likes.